Hey My Losers!!!

You have begged and begged and begged. Alright, here it is. A blog for all you attention starved losers. Just like in my calls, only the ones who do a spectacular job of either spoiling me or entertaining me will get a mention. For my first post, I need to give a mention to Chris. Every time you see one of his pics disappear, it means he's paid me $50 to remove it. The silly boy always sends more though. Tonight I had a revelation about a new trend that seems to be happening. Guys dressing, get this, their cocks in dresses. So far it's two of my guys, but I know there are more out there. Like the saying goes, if you see two, that means there are thousands. Ha ha ha ha ha. So, hurry up and submit your cock pics in eh hem, her, finest attire. I'm going to hold a cock pageant. These cocks need names and at least 1 pic to enter. Submission deadline will be February 15. That's all for now losers. You can go back to whatever meaningless thing you were doing before you discovered my blog. Oh, and buy all 3 of my pics, I'd hate to think you were all cheap on top of being pathetic beta boys.